date 8 25 08
time 11:18pm
place couch
storm: chicken
This morning, I started Mayday as I always do: by bathing my face in the early morning dew of my garden, the cold, earthy wetness cleansing my furrowed brow. After this purifying ritual, I looked with lighter eyes across my tiny field at the old husks and dead stalks from last year’s planting season, my heart filled with yearning for the coming renewal.
Then, after donning my loose-fitting hempen garb and adorning it with the most colorful of sashes and spangles, my close Earth Friends and I, as we do yearly on this day, danced around the Maypole. Oh, how we merry dervishes flamboyantly pranced and flitted around that sturdy, streamer-strewn pole! What a sense of rebirth it brings as we gleefully kick off the spring season, drawing us into to warm bosom of our nurturing omni-soul, Gaia.
maypole daniel espinal
It’s an exceedingly redemptive ceremony, and cleansed far more from my spirit than merely the final sin of the cold and dark winter months, namely sneaking into my neighbor’s yard last night and dismantling his 5-year-old’s swing set to garner the materials required to construct the Maypole (we just left the one from last year in the neighborhood park, for someone else to clean up—Mayday shouldn’t be about fuss). But that little fucker from next door was screaming and hollering so loud when he saw his swing set was gone it almost ruined our pageantry, but eventually the noise from the drum circle drowned him out, and our festival seethed with good spirit.
After the whirling pagan bacchanal, which resulted in one of my more obese hippie friends, Gourd, ripping his quadriceps on account of this being the first bit of exercise he’s done since last Mayday, except for certain Nintendo Wii games that left him winded and were promptly returned to Target, it was time to tend my garden.
Lo! It’s been a long, tough winter for the Sarge, so it was good to rip all the dried husks of flowers and fruit plants out of my garden patch. Last autumn, these flowers and vegetables were beautiful and delicious, providing loving nourishment to my soul and body. I did everything I could to make them all prosper, and most made it to my vase or table. But the most beautiful flower in my garden, the one I had cared for most lovingly and had wanted to wait until it was at its very peak before harvesting so I might treat it in such a way that I could keep it for all time, always beautifying my life, I found dead one morning when I went out to water it, eaten by horrible vermin and chilled by an early frost. I tried to bring it back to life with the pure springs of my tears, but it never came back to me, though many times it acted as though it might, sprouting a green sprig or petal that gave me hope but soon shriveled and fell lifelessly to the ground. Over the winter months I watched from my window as my once beautiful flower crumpled into a dried brown husk: empty, lifeless and prickly to the touch. And today, Mayday, it felt good to tear it from the earth, but it was not without fond memories of the joy it once gave me.
And now it’s time for the new planting to begin. The soil at the Sarge Shack is fertile, and the sun is shining warmly upon it for the first time in months. It will be good to grow new life. It will take time for my plants to mature, but with the right care and nourishment mature they will, and blossom into a bumper crop of delicious and fragrant blessings, and this season I’ll take care to nurture the most beautiful of my flowers with even greater love and care, so it can be with me for all time.
Spring has sprung, Infected Army, and you know what that does to a young man’s fancy! Let us all cultivate our gardens, and have a warm, prosperous season as we bring new life towards the harvest time.
Monday, August 25, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
weed wacker
date 8 21 08
time 11:40pm
place couch
today: wasted
being tired while driving is just as irresponsible as driving drunk. I remember when i was 18 and I had a crazy ass girlfriend who insisted on making 3 am booty calls a regular thing. Driving to work the next morning was the scariest and stupidest thing I've ever done. I use to fall asleep at red lights and get woken up by angry drivers honking at me. Once I was driving and dozed off about a block or 2 later i woke up and i was still going. I pulled over and was like fuck this.
I think driver ed courses in high school do a pretty good job of driving the point home when it comes to car safety. I remember watching those red assault videos. It made me not want to get in a car ever. Till this day the image of this chicks head crushed under the steering wheel haunts me. In vegas drivers ed is a requirement if your under 18.
DUI's will ruin your life. You won't be eligible for a lot of government aid, scholarships are harder to get, jobs will see that and run the other direction. A DUI will follow you like you have rotten hamsters up your keester .
time 11:40pm
place couch
today: wasted
being tired while driving is just as irresponsible as driving drunk. I remember when i was 18 and I had a crazy ass girlfriend who insisted on making 3 am booty calls a regular thing. Driving to work the next morning was the scariest and stupidest thing I've ever done. I use to fall asleep at red lights and get woken up by angry drivers honking at me. Once I was driving and dozed off about a block or 2 later i woke up and i was still going. I pulled over and was like fuck this.
I think driver ed courses in high school do a pretty good job of driving the point home when it comes to car safety. I remember watching those red assault videos. It made me not want to get in a car ever. Till this day the image of this chicks head crushed under the steering wheel haunts me. In vegas drivers ed is a requirement if your under 18.
DUI's will ruin your life. You won't be eligible for a lot of government aid, scholarships are harder to get, jobs will see that and run the other direction. A DUI will follow you like you have rotten hamsters up your keester .
Thursday, August 21, 2008
date 8 21 08
time 11:40pm
place couch
almost: over
So for the past couple of nights I have been telling the story of the transformers. the thing about the transformers is that it started out as a toy line. I forget who, don't really care enough to research it, came up with a back story to the toys and soon a tv show and comic books followed. the show and the comics all have different origin stories and different events happen. Even the movie decided to scrap all established story elements and come up with its own. my blog is a supper condensed version of the TV shows collectively, transformer G1, beast wars, armada and so on.
the comic book version has the same key points like primacron made unicron and primus made cybertron but the story evolves differently. for example in the comic primacron didn't didn't make unicron to destroy the universe he just built a really big and powerful robot cause he could. Also, sparks (the living essence of mechanoids) occur naturally in the comics and have the ability to fuse with machines. when a spark fuses with a machine it brings the machine to life. each spark has a unique character. millions of years ago an extremely evil spark came into existence and took over unicron without primacron knowing it. primacron latter found an extremely powerful spark and made a machine called primus to fuse it with. this spark was unuiqe in that it could create other sparks without loosing any of its original energy. after the battle between unicron and primus they both were trapped inside planets and unicron got out of his planet prison then he made mechanoids called Quintessons to help him destroy the universe. Quintessons were battle bots and they shared in their creators lust to fight and power.the quintessons created lifeless robots to play the role of servants. they were built to assist the quitessons in everyday life situations. they were not made to be battle machines. primus also escaped his prison planet and defeated unicron or so everyone thinks.
primus created cyberton to sleep in after his battle with unicron and the Quintessons inhabited cybertron not knowing that primus was inside. without a master the Quintessons built huge factories and made life for themselves using their servant bots. they put huge rockets on the planet to keep it in orbit for optimal life support. primus woke up when they used the rockets and primus gave all the servant robots sparks so they could all live. with a new found consciousness the servants started to act out against their masters. Quintessons hated the servant robots and tried to kill them but couldn't. so they left cybertron. they left all the robots behind. peace had gone on in cybertron for a while but without a common enemy the robots started to fight amongst themselves. basically two modes of thought became popular on cybertron. one group thought that only the strong survive and the weak should serve the strong. the other group thought all robots are equal and should all live in peace. the first group became known as the decepticons with megatron as their leader and the peaceful group became autobots lead by optimus prime.
time 11:40pm
place couch
almost: over
So for the past couple of nights I have been telling the story of the transformers. the thing about the transformers is that it started out as a toy line. I forget who, don't really care enough to research it, came up with a back story to the toys and soon a tv show and comic books followed. the show and the comics all have different origin stories and different events happen. Even the movie decided to scrap all established story elements and come up with its own. my blog is a supper condensed version of the TV shows collectively, transformer G1, beast wars, armada and so on.
the comic book version has the same key points like primacron made unicron and primus made cybertron but the story evolves differently. for example in the comic primacron didn't didn't make unicron to destroy the universe he just built a really big and powerful robot cause he could. Also, sparks (the living essence of mechanoids) occur naturally in the comics and have the ability to fuse with machines. when a spark fuses with a machine it brings the machine to life. each spark has a unique character. millions of years ago an extremely evil spark came into existence and took over unicron without primacron knowing it. primacron latter found an extremely powerful spark and made a machine called primus to fuse it with. this spark was unuiqe in that it could create other sparks without loosing any of its original energy. after the battle between unicron and primus they both were trapped inside planets and unicron got out of his planet prison then he made mechanoids called Quintessons to help him destroy the universe. Quintessons were battle bots and they shared in their creators lust to fight and power.the quintessons created lifeless robots to play the role of servants. they were built to assist the quitessons in everyday life situations. they were not made to be battle machines. primus also escaped his prison planet and defeated unicron or so everyone thinks.
primus created cyberton to sleep in after his battle with unicron and the Quintessons inhabited cybertron not knowing that primus was inside. without a master the Quintessons built huge factories and made life for themselves using their servant bots. they put huge rockets on the planet to keep it in orbit for optimal life support. primus woke up when they used the rockets and primus gave all the servant robots sparks so they could all live. with a new found consciousness the servants started to act out against their masters. Quintessons hated the servant robots and tried to kill them but couldn't. so they left cybertron. they left all the robots behind. peace had gone on in cybertron for a while but without a common enemy the robots started to fight amongst themselves. basically two modes of thought became popular on cybertron. one group thought that only the strong survive and the weak should serve the strong. the other group thought all robots are equal and should all live in peace. the first group became known as the decepticons with megatron as their leader and the peaceful group became autobots lead by optimus prime.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
shadow fall
date:8/19/08
time: 11:40 pm
place: couch
10 bucks: to who ever can tell me where my title is from.
so yeah I lied yesterday about everyone dieing. wat actually happened was the scientist realized that not all the mechanoids where bad. Megatron hunted down the scientist and held him hostage and killed people. he told the scientist that people will keep dieing is he didn't develop an antidote to the virus he created. Optimus prime rescued the scientist and let him go. The scientist realized that they were good guys but he told them there is no cure. realizing that they were running out of time the autobots returned home and the decepticons followed. When they returned home the virus spread like crazy. Then primus, sensing his children were in trouble used the essence of the matrix witch is primuses spark to cure the virus. but in doing so he totally used up all the power the matrix had. this meant that they couldn't reproduce any more (remember primuses spark is what brought mechanoids to life. this spelled bad news for the female transformers. got all bitchy because they couldn't have kids and everyone knows kids are meant to keep woman busy. the men transformers got all sick of the chick transformers always wanting to go out and do shit cause they were board. so they found a new way to reproduce. they used their own sparks and split it to bring life to new mechanoids . although each time they did this their spark would get weaker. their only chance at survival was to recharge the matrix using some form of intense energy. so they set out to find that energy. millions of years past and each new generation of transformers had a weaker spark than the previous. just when it looked like the mechanoid race was about to be extinct someone found a formula to make antimatter. any science head knows that antimatter is the most powerful form of energy (1kg of antimatter is equivalent to 47 megatons of tnt). so they made it to cybertron just in time to make enough antimatter to recharge thier matrix and restore their sparks to full power.
and everyone lived happily ever after.
time: 11:40 pm
place: couch
10 bucks: to who ever can tell me where my title is from.
so yeah I lied yesterday about everyone dieing. wat actually happened was the scientist realized that not all the mechanoids where bad. Megatron hunted down the scientist and held him hostage and killed people. he told the scientist that people will keep dieing is he didn't develop an antidote to the virus he created. Optimus prime rescued the scientist and let him go. The scientist realized that they were good guys but he told them there is no cure. realizing that they were running out of time the autobots returned home and the decepticons followed. When they returned home the virus spread like crazy. Then primus, sensing his children were in trouble used the essence of the matrix witch is primuses spark to cure the virus. but in doing so he totally used up all the power the matrix had. this meant that they couldn't reproduce any more (remember primuses spark is what brought mechanoids to life. this spelled bad news for the female transformers. got all bitchy because they couldn't have kids and everyone knows kids are meant to keep woman busy. the men transformers got all sick of the chick transformers always wanting to go out and do shit cause they were board. so they found a new way to reproduce. they used their own sparks and split it to bring life to new mechanoids . although each time they did this their spark would get weaker. their only chance at survival was to recharge the matrix using some form of intense energy. so they set out to find that energy. millions of years past and each new generation of transformers had a weaker spark than the previous. just when it looked like the mechanoid race was about to be extinct someone found a formula to make antimatter. any science head knows that antimatter is the most powerful form of energy (1kg of antimatter is equivalent to 47 megatons of tnt). so they made it to cybertron just in time to make enough antimatter to recharge thier matrix and restore their sparks to full power.
and everyone lived happily ever after.
Monday, August 18, 2008
more than meets the eys.
date:8/18/08
time:11:23pm
place: desk
life: she's sucks right now.
so here is part two of the transformers epic story
As you know from last post that megatron was thrown out of the spaceship by starscream and the autobots returned home to find that their quest was all for nothing.
megatron was badly damaged and is hurling in space. he bumps into unicron who is searching for primus. instead of destroying megatron unicron feels something familiar within megatron and decides to recruit megatron. unicron realizes that megatron is a part of primus and one of primuses children. He than finds out about cybertron and heads for it. primus wakes up sensing unicron has found him. he then tells ulatra mangus through the matrix that the only way to stop unicron is to find the chosen one that can fuse with the matrix to become an ultimate technorganic being. unicron found out about this and sent megatron into cybertron to retrive the matrix. unicron transformed megatron into galvatron. galvatron stops by the decepticon base and kicks the shit out of starscream for betraying him and takes command of the decepticons. he leads an attack against ultra mangus and optimus primal. galvatron kills ultra mangus and takes the matrix. instead of destroying it like he was suppose to he tried using it on unicron so he could take over the universe. since megatron wasn't the chosen one the matrix didn't work. he was eaten by unicron and galvatron was trapped inside of unicron. with the matrix out of the way unicron went to destroy cybertron. when the decepticons found out that unicron was out to destroy everything and everyone they joined the autobots against unicron. no one could even touch unicron except for a transformer called hotrod. hotrod managed to shoot a hole in unicrons eye but then was swallowed by unicron. inside hotrod met galvetron. and glavatron was being controlled by unicron (because unicron made galvatron) and he tried to kick hotrods ass. galvatron was about to crush hotrod when hotrod noticed the matrix galvatron had. hotrod touched the matrix and fused with it. it turns out hotrod was the chosen one. hotrod became rodimus prime. rodimus prime kicked every ones ass including unicron. all that was left of unicron was his head floating in space. and a black hole were his body use to be. this black hole lead to earth. the surviving decepticons went back to unicrons head to try to find there lost leader galvatron. galvatron was in pretty bad shape so they rebuilt him into megatron II. back on earth there was ancient technology left behind by aliens (which we later find out was the stuff the autobots and decepticons left there when they crash landed about a million years ago. some human scientist found this technology and activated it releasing a huge beam of energy. the decepticons saw it and went to earth to steal back that lost technology. the autobots followed to try and stop them. during the battle on earth between the decepticons and autobots a certain little girl was killed. the girls father was a super smart scientist who blamed the mechanoids for it. As revenge for his daughter he developed a viruse that would kill all mechanoids. both decepticons and autobots were infected and they went back to cybertron to try and find a cure. the scientist was considered a hero by all of earths people for getting rid of the giant robots destroying the earth. back on cybertron all mechanoids died and thats it end of story.... or is it. tune in next week to find out.
and yes you wise ass the virus was a computer virus and no the scientist did not use porn to infect the mechanoids.
i don't know why the robots didn't have Norton installed.
time:11:23pm
place: desk
life: she's sucks right now.
so here is part two of the transformers epic story
As you know from last post that megatron was thrown out of the spaceship by starscream and the autobots returned home to find that their quest was all for nothing.
megatron was badly damaged and is hurling in space. he bumps into unicron who is searching for primus. instead of destroying megatron unicron feels something familiar within megatron and decides to recruit megatron. unicron realizes that megatron is a part of primus and one of primuses children. He than finds out about cybertron and heads for it. primus wakes up sensing unicron has found him. he then tells ulatra mangus through the matrix that the only way to stop unicron is to find the chosen one that can fuse with the matrix to become an ultimate technorganic being. unicron found out about this and sent megatron into cybertron to retrive the matrix. unicron transformed megatron into galvatron. galvatron stops by the decepticon base and kicks the shit out of starscream for betraying him and takes command of the decepticons. he leads an attack against ultra mangus and optimus primal. galvatron kills ultra mangus and takes the matrix. instead of destroying it like he was suppose to he tried using it on unicron so he could take over the universe. since megatron wasn't the chosen one the matrix didn't work. he was eaten by unicron and galvatron was trapped inside of unicron. with the matrix out of the way unicron went to destroy cybertron. when the decepticons found out that unicron was out to destroy everything and everyone they joined the autobots against unicron. no one could even touch unicron except for a transformer called hotrod. hotrod managed to shoot a hole in unicrons eye but then was swallowed by unicron. inside hotrod met galvetron. and glavatron was being controlled by unicron (because unicron made galvatron) and he tried to kick hotrods ass. galvatron was about to crush hotrod when hotrod noticed the matrix galvatron had. hotrod touched the matrix and fused with it. it turns out hotrod was the chosen one. hotrod became rodimus prime. rodimus prime kicked every ones ass including unicron. all that was left of unicron was his head floating in space. and a black hole were his body use to be. this black hole lead to earth. the surviving decepticons went back to unicrons head to try to find there lost leader galvatron. galvatron was in pretty bad shape so they rebuilt him into megatron II. back on earth there was ancient technology left behind by aliens (which we later find out was the stuff the autobots and decepticons left there when they crash landed about a million years ago. some human scientist found this technology and activated it releasing a huge beam of energy. the decepticons saw it and went to earth to steal back that lost technology. the autobots followed to try and stop them. during the battle on earth between the decepticons and autobots a certain little girl was killed. the girls father was a super smart scientist who blamed the mechanoids for it. As revenge for his daughter he developed a viruse that would kill all mechanoids. both decepticons and autobots were infected and they went back to cybertron to try and find a cure. the scientist was considered a hero by all of earths people for getting rid of the giant robots destroying the earth. back on cybertron all mechanoids died and thats it end of story.... or is it. tune in next week to find out.
and yes you wise ass the virus was a computer virus and no the scientist did not use porn to infect the mechanoids.
i don't know why the robots didn't have Norton installed.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
autobots roll out
8/17/08 Date:
11:10pm :time
couch :place
backwards : I type
I love transformers so I am going to explain the plot line according to the comic book and the TV shows. It's a long story so I will separate it into a couple of blogs.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..well maybe not that far...actually i don't know were the hell the story begins lets just call it location A for the time being. any way in the beginning of the universe there existed a being of incredible intelligence named Primacron. primacron was really weak physically but he was super smart and he was immortal (he could never die).he started to develop things called mechanoids (living machines). he made the first one his personal assistant. later on in the story this robot is referred to as the oracle. Primacron decided he wanted to rule the universe so he built Unicron with the ability to devour planets. Unicron was to powerful and primacron lost control of it. Unicron then decided to go out on its own and destroy all life in the universe. eons pass and Unicron destroyed almost all of the universe. he missed a couple of spots. content with his progress unicron falls asleep. the surviving galaxies come together and rebuild what unicron destroyed. they knew one day unicron would awaken so they built a guardian to fight unicron if he ever woke.the guardian was called primus. millions of years pass and a near by galactic explosion woke up unicron. unicron saw the new life forms and started to destroy every thing again but primus fought him off. unicron proved to be to powerful so primus used his psychic power to teleport them to another plane of reality called the astro-plane. even there unicron was to powerful so primus decided to trap them both inside a planetoid (machine planet). while doing this primus and unicron some how formed a psychic link. millions of years pass and unicron learns how to manipulate his surrounding outside of the planet and escape the astro-plane . he then uses his new power to transform his jail (the planet he is tramped inside into a giant robot planet. he physically separates from primus and begins to destroy the universe once again yet this time his mental link with primus causes him extreme pain so he wants to destroy primus. primus learns how to create life out of his own. he finds out that what makes him live is a thing called "spark". by giving pieces of his spark to other mechanoids he can make them live. so he morphs his prison into a planet of mechaniods called cybertron. he makes many mechanoids and then he puts himself in a dormant state so unicron doesn't find his new planet through the mental link and destroy it. he makes something called the matrix which is powered by primuses own spark so his children can reproduce through it. millions of years pass and unicron is searching the universe for primus. cybertron grows into a huge industrial planet full of mechanoids. the mechanoids started fighting against each other and 2 special mechanoids surface optimus and megatron. megatron organized a group of mechanoids and called them the decepticons, mean while optimus called his crew the autobots. for generations the two sides go back and forth. pretty soon cybertron starts to run low on fuel due to the constant battles. so optimus and some of his autobots leave cybertron in search of a new energy source. megatron learns about this and follows optimus. optomus leaves ultra magnas as the keeper of the matrix and leader of the remaining autobots. as optimus and megatron approach an uncharted planet called earth they are hit by asteroids and are stranded on the planet.they then transform into creatures from the planet to protect them from the strange energy crystals littered through out the planet. both the decepticons and the autobots try to beat each other to get their ships repaired and go back home to cybertron. the whole thing is called Beast Wars. then after like 100's of years battling they found a way home by sending a signal back to cybertron. the decepticons get there own rescue ship and the autobots use the old decepticons ship and their old ship to make one usable ship to get home. they catch up to megatron and they fight in space. during the battle megatron gets injured badly. taking advantage of this starscream throws megatron overboard and takes control of the decepticons. optomis (now optomus primal because he's a monkey) finally gets back to cybertron. when they return home they find out that the mechanoids have found a new way to live. they changed there old mechanoid bodies into technorganic bodies. these bodies are able to run off of zone energy (energy that is naturally created in the universe). this solved the energy crisis on cybertron.
to be continued
11:10pm :time
couch :place
backwards : I type
I love transformers so I am going to explain the plot line according to the comic book and the TV shows. It's a long story so I will separate it into a couple of blogs.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away..well maybe not that far...actually i don't know were the hell the story begins lets just call it location A for the time being. any way in the beginning of the universe there existed a being of incredible intelligence named Primacron. primacron was really weak physically but he was super smart and he was immortal (he could never die).he started to develop things called mechanoids (living machines). he made the first one his personal assistant. later on in the story this robot is referred to as the oracle. Primacron decided he wanted to rule the universe so he built Unicron with the ability to devour planets. Unicron was to powerful and primacron lost control of it. Unicron then decided to go out on its own and destroy all life in the universe. eons pass and Unicron destroyed almost all of the universe. he missed a couple of spots. content with his progress unicron falls asleep. the surviving galaxies come together and rebuild what unicron destroyed. they knew one day unicron would awaken so they built a guardian to fight unicron if he ever woke.the guardian was called primus. millions of years pass and a near by galactic explosion woke up unicron. unicron saw the new life forms and started to destroy every thing again but primus fought him off. unicron proved to be to powerful so primus used his psychic power to teleport them to another plane of reality called the astro-plane. even there unicron was to powerful so primus decided to trap them both inside a planetoid (machine planet). while doing this primus and unicron some how formed a psychic link. millions of years pass and unicron learns how to manipulate his surrounding outside of the planet and escape the astro-plane . he then uses his new power to transform his jail (the planet he is tramped inside into a giant robot planet. he physically separates from primus and begins to destroy the universe once again yet this time his mental link with primus causes him extreme pain so he wants to destroy primus. primus learns how to create life out of his own. he finds out that what makes him live is a thing called "spark". by giving pieces of his spark to other mechanoids he can make them live. so he morphs his prison into a planet of mechaniods called cybertron. he makes many mechanoids and then he puts himself in a dormant state so unicron doesn't find his new planet through the mental link and destroy it. he makes something called the matrix which is powered by primuses own spark so his children can reproduce through it. millions of years pass and unicron is searching the universe for primus. cybertron grows into a huge industrial planet full of mechanoids. the mechanoids started fighting against each other and 2 special mechanoids surface optimus and megatron. megatron organized a group of mechanoids and called them the decepticons, mean while optimus called his crew the autobots. for generations the two sides go back and forth. pretty soon cybertron starts to run low on fuel due to the constant battles. so optimus and some of his autobots leave cybertron in search of a new energy source. megatron learns about this and follows optimus. optomus leaves ultra magnas as the keeper of the matrix and leader of the remaining autobots. as optimus and megatron approach an uncharted planet called earth they are hit by asteroids and are stranded on the planet.they then transform into creatures from the planet to protect them from the strange energy crystals littered through out the planet. both the decepticons and the autobots try to beat each other to get their ships repaired and go back home to cybertron. the whole thing is called Beast Wars. then after like 100's of years battling they found a way home by sending a signal back to cybertron. the decepticons get there own rescue ship and the autobots use the old decepticons ship and their old ship to make one usable ship to get home. they catch up to megatron and they fight in space. during the battle megatron gets injured badly. taking advantage of this starscream throws megatron overboard and takes control of the decepticons. optomis (now optomus primal because he's a monkey) finally gets back to cybertron. when they return home they find out that the mechanoids have found a new way to live. they changed there old mechanoid bodies into technorganic bodies. these bodies are able to run off of zone energy (energy that is naturally created in the universe). this solved the energy crisis on cybertron.
to be continued
Saturday, August 16, 2008
In Emerika
date:8/16/08
time:11:30pm
place: couch
America: f@#%k yeah
America is under attack as never before -- not only from terrorists but also from people who provide a justification for terrorism. Islamic fundamentalists declare America the Great Satan. Europeans rail against American capitalism and American culture. South American activists denounce the United States for "neocolonialism" and oppression.
This wouldn't be so bad if we as Americans would stand together against these attacks. However, the truth is most Americans feel the same way. They blame America for most of the worlds problems.
here is a list of 10 things that are fucking awsome about America
1)Rich poor people, Fuck Yeah
America provides an amazingly good life for the ordinary guy. Rich people live well everywhere. But what distinguishes America is that it provides an impressively high standard of living for the "common man. in the 1980s CBS television broadcasted a documentary, "People Like Us," intended to show the miseries of the poor in America. The Soviet Union also broadcast the documentary, trying to embarrass America. But it had the opposite effect. Ordinary people across the Soviet Union saw that the poorest Americans have TV sets, microwave ovens and cars. When imegrants are asked "Why are you so eager to come to America?" tey reply, "I really want to live in a country where the poor people are fat."
2)Self made millionares, Fuck Yeah
America offers more opportunity and social mobility than any other country, including the countries of Europe. America is the only country that has created a population of "self-made tycoons." This is the only place were a person can go from eating eggs and rice for dinner to eaing steak and lobster for every meal.
3)Working men and bussiness men are both treated with respect, Fuck Yeah
In other contries if you do hard labor for a living you are considered low-class and bussiness people feel like they don't have to respect you. In American there is nothing vile or degraded about serving your customers either as a CEO or as a waiter. The ordinary life of production and supporting a family is more highly valued in the United States than in any other country. America is the only country in the world where we call the waiter "sir," as if he were a knight. We in America know better than to piss off the poeple who make our food.
4)In America just because your rich dosn't mean your better, Fuck Yeah
America has achieved greater social equality than any other society. True, there are large inequalities of income and wealth in America, but for all his riches, Bill Gates could not approach the typical American and say, "Here's a $100 bill. I'll give it to you if you kiss my feet." Most likely, the person would tell Gates to go to hell! The American view is that the rich guy may have more money, but he isn't in any fundamental sense better than anyone else.
5)Old people having sex, Fuck Yeah
People live longer, fuller lives in America. The American system has given citizens many more years of life, and the means to live more intensely and actively. In many countries, people who are old seem to have nothing to do: they just wait to die. In America the old are incredibly vigorous, and people in their seventies pursue the pleasures of life, including remarriage and sexual gratification, with a zeal that I find unnerving.
6)Freedom to be who you want, Double Fuck Yeah
In America the destiny of the young is not given to them, but created by them. In most countries in the world, your fate and your identity are handed to you; in America, you determine them for yourself. America is a country where you get to write the script of your own life. Your life is like a blank sheet of paper, and you are the artist. This notion of being the architect of your own destiny is the incredibly powerful idea that is behind the worldwide appeal of America. Young people especially find irresistible the prospect of authoring the narrative of their own lives.
7)Freedom of religion, Fuck Yeah
America has found a solution to the problem of religious and ethnic conflict that continues to divide and terrorize much of the world. Visitors to places like New York are amazed to see the way in which Serbs and Croatians, Sikhs and Hindus, Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants, Jews and Palestinians,all seem to work and live together in harmony. How is this possible when these same groups are spearing each other and burning each other's homes in so many places in the world? In America the law and religion are seperate.
8)We saved the world twice, Fuck Yeah!!!
America has the kindest, gentlest foreign policy of any great power in world history. Twice in the 20th century, the United States saved the world -- first from the Nazi threat, then from Soviet totalitarianism. What would have been the world's fate if America had not existed? You wouldn't be jewish, Gay, black, or handicaped. Nazi's hate those. If you love comunism then you'd be alright. (But America destroys, and bombs everything) true but After destroying Germany and Japan in World War II, the United States proceeded to rebuild both countries, and today they are American allies. Now we are doing the same thing in Afghanistan and Iraq. Consider, too, how magnanimous the United States has been to the former Soviet Union after its victory in the Cold War. For the most part America is an abstaining superpower; it shows no real interest in conquering and subjugating the rest of the world. (Imagine how the Soviets would have acted if they had won the Cold War.) On occasion the United States intervenes to overthrow a tyrannical regime or to halt massive human rights abuses in another country, but it never stays to rule that country.
9)Americans are more virtuous, Fuck Yeah
America is the most virtuous nation on Earth. This point seems counterintuitive, given the amount of conspicuous vulgarity, vice and immorality in America. Some Islamic fundamentalists argue that their regimes are morally superior to the United States because they seek to foster virtue among the citizens. Virtue, these fundamentalists argue, is a higher principle than liberty. But freedom will frequently be used badly. Freedom, by definition, includes the freedom to do good or evil, to act nobly or basely. But if freedom brings out the worst in people, it also brings out the best. there are millions of Americans who live decent, praiseworthy lives desire our highest admiration because they have opted for the good when the good is not the only available option. Even amid the temptations of a rich and free society, they have remained on the straight path. Their virtue has special luster because it is freely chosen. By contrast, the societies that many Islamic fundamentalists seek would eliminate the possibility of virtue. If the supply of virtue is insufficient in a free society like America, it is almost nonexistent in an unfree society like Iran's. The reason is that coerced virtues are not virtues at all. Consider the woman who is required to wear a veil. There is no modesty in this, because she is being compelled. Compulsion cannot produce virtue, it can only produce the outward semblance of virtue. Thus a free society like America's is not merely more prosperous, more varied, more peaceful, and more tolerant -- it is also morally superior to the theocratic and authoritarian regimes that America's enemies advocate.
I saved the best for last
10)Freedom. I could never give a big enough, Fuck Yeah
No other country has expended more treasure and blood to get rid of slavery than the United States. While racism remains a problem, this country has made strenuous efforts to eradicate discrimination, even to the extent of enacting policies that give legal preference in university admissions, jobs, and government contracts to members of minority groups. And surely African Americans like Jesse Jackson are vastly better off living in America than they would be if they were to live in, say, Ethiopia or Somalia.
So the next time you see a movie downplaying US, throw a cock at the screen and scream Fuck yeah.
If you hear someone saying "I hate this country" send them to were ever there ancestors are from and scream Fuck Yeah
"To make us love our country," Edmund Burke once said, "our country ought to be lovely." Burke's point is that we should love our country not just because it is ours, but also because it is good. America is far from perfect, and there is lots of room for improvement. In spite of its flaws, however, American life as it is lived today is the best life that our world has to offer. Ultimately America is worthy of our love and sacrifice because, more than any other society, it makes possible the good life, and the life that is good
time:11:30pm
place: couch
America: f@#%k yeah
America is under attack as never before -- not only from terrorists but also from people who provide a justification for terrorism. Islamic fundamentalists declare America the Great Satan. Europeans rail against American capitalism and American culture. South American activists denounce the United States for "neocolonialism" and oppression.
This wouldn't be so bad if we as Americans would stand together against these attacks. However, the truth is most Americans feel the same way. They blame America for most of the worlds problems.
here is a list of 10 things that are fucking awsome about America
1)Rich poor people, Fuck Yeah
America provides an amazingly good life for the ordinary guy. Rich people live well everywhere. But what distinguishes America is that it provides an impressively high standard of living for the "common man. in the 1980s CBS television broadcasted a documentary, "People Like Us," intended to show the miseries of the poor in America. The Soviet Union also broadcast the documentary, trying to embarrass America. But it had the opposite effect. Ordinary people across the Soviet Union saw that the poorest Americans have TV sets, microwave ovens and cars. When imegrants are asked "Why are you so eager to come to America?" tey reply, "I really want to live in a country where the poor people are fat."
2)Self made millionares, Fuck Yeah
America offers more opportunity and social mobility than any other country, including the countries of Europe. America is the only country that has created a population of "self-made tycoons." This is the only place were a person can go from eating eggs and rice for dinner to eaing steak and lobster for every meal.
3)Working men and bussiness men are both treated with respect, Fuck Yeah
In other contries if you do hard labor for a living you are considered low-class and bussiness people feel like they don't have to respect you. In American there is nothing vile or degraded about serving your customers either as a CEO or as a waiter. The ordinary life of production and supporting a family is more highly valued in the United States than in any other country. America is the only country in the world where we call the waiter "sir," as if he were a knight. We in America know better than to piss off the poeple who make our food.
4)In America just because your rich dosn't mean your better, Fuck Yeah
America has achieved greater social equality than any other society. True, there are large inequalities of income and wealth in America, but for all his riches, Bill Gates could not approach the typical American and say, "Here's a $100 bill. I'll give it to you if you kiss my feet." Most likely, the person would tell Gates to go to hell! The American view is that the rich guy may have more money, but he isn't in any fundamental sense better than anyone else.
5)Old people having sex, Fuck Yeah
People live longer, fuller lives in America. The American system has given citizens many more years of life, and the means to live more intensely and actively. In many countries, people who are old seem to have nothing to do: they just wait to die. In America the old are incredibly vigorous, and people in their seventies pursue the pleasures of life, including remarriage and sexual gratification, with a zeal that I find unnerving.
6)Freedom to be who you want, Double Fuck Yeah
In America the destiny of the young is not given to them, but created by them. In most countries in the world, your fate and your identity are handed to you; in America, you determine them for yourself. America is a country where you get to write the script of your own life. Your life is like a blank sheet of paper, and you are the artist. This notion of being the architect of your own destiny is the incredibly powerful idea that is behind the worldwide appeal of America. Young people especially find irresistible the prospect of authoring the narrative of their own lives.
7)Freedom of religion, Fuck Yeah
America has found a solution to the problem of religious and ethnic conflict that continues to divide and terrorize much of the world. Visitors to places like New York are amazed to see the way in which Serbs and Croatians, Sikhs and Hindus, Irish Catholics and Irish Protestants, Jews and Palestinians,all seem to work and live together in harmony. How is this possible when these same groups are spearing each other and burning each other's homes in so many places in the world? In America the law and religion are seperate.
8)We saved the world twice, Fuck Yeah!!!
America has the kindest, gentlest foreign policy of any great power in world history. Twice in the 20th century, the United States saved the world -- first from the Nazi threat, then from Soviet totalitarianism. What would have been the world's fate if America had not existed? You wouldn't be jewish, Gay, black, or handicaped. Nazi's hate those. If you love comunism then you'd be alright. (But America destroys, and bombs everything) true but After destroying Germany and Japan in World War II, the United States proceeded to rebuild both countries, and today they are American allies. Now we are doing the same thing in Afghanistan and Iraq. Consider, too, how magnanimous the United States has been to the former Soviet Union after its victory in the Cold War. For the most part America is an abstaining superpower; it shows no real interest in conquering and subjugating the rest of the world. (Imagine how the Soviets would have acted if they had won the Cold War.) On occasion the United States intervenes to overthrow a tyrannical regime or to halt massive human rights abuses in another country, but it never stays to rule that country.
9)Americans are more virtuous, Fuck Yeah
America is the most virtuous nation on Earth. This point seems counterintuitive, given the amount of conspicuous vulgarity, vice and immorality in America. Some Islamic fundamentalists argue that their regimes are morally superior to the United States because they seek to foster virtue among the citizens. Virtue, these fundamentalists argue, is a higher principle than liberty. But freedom will frequently be used badly. Freedom, by definition, includes the freedom to do good or evil, to act nobly or basely. But if freedom brings out the worst in people, it also brings out the best. there are millions of Americans who live decent, praiseworthy lives desire our highest admiration because they have opted for the good when the good is not the only available option. Even amid the temptations of a rich and free society, they have remained on the straight path. Their virtue has special luster because it is freely chosen. By contrast, the societies that many Islamic fundamentalists seek would eliminate the possibility of virtue. If the supply of virtue is insufficient in a free society like America, it is almost nonexistent in an unfree society like Iran's. The reason is that coerced virtues are not virtues at all. Consider the woman who is required to wear a veil. There is no modesty in this, because she is being compelled. Compulsion cannot produce virtue, it can only produce the outward semblance of virtue. Thus a free society like America's is not merely more prosperous, more varied, more peaceful, and more tolerant -- it is also morally superior to the theocratic and authoritarian regimes that America's enemies advocate.
I saved the best for last
10)Freedom. I could never give a big enough, Fuck Yeah
No other country has expended more treasure and blood to get rid of slavery than the United States. While racism remains a problem, this country has made strenuous efforts to eradicate discrimination, even to the extent of enacting policies that give legal preference in university admissions, jobs, and government contracts to members of minority groups. And surely African Americans like Jesse Jackson are vastly better off living in America than they would be if they were to live in, say, Ethiopia or Somalia.
So the next time you see a movie downplaying US, throw a cock at the screen and scream Fuck yeah.
If you hear someone saying "I hate this country" send them to were ever there ancestors are from and scream Fuck Yeah
"To make us love our country," Edmund Burke once said, "our country ought to be lovely." Burke's point is that we should love our country not just because it is ours, but also because it is good. America is far from perfect, and there is lots of room for improvement. In spite of its flaws, however, American life as it is lived today is the best life that our world has to offer. Ultimately America is worthy of our love and sacrifice because, more than any other society, it makes possible the good life, and the life that is good
Friday, August 15, 2008
bit o networking
date:8/15/08
time:11:30pm
place:couch
distance: 100 meters ....oh yeah it's that big
so i thought I'd offer up some use full info on home networking. First in order to shape your traffic corectly you must ask what is your physical topology like? is it the wall jack to the modem then the modem to a router then from the router you've got one Ethernet connection for for each pc? If that is the case then your ISP should only hand you 1 ip address for your router and another one for your voip phone if you have one. If your modem has like two Ethernet ports and you have both computers hooked directly to the modem then you'd get two unique ones.
the whole throttling thing it depends on what router you have. throttling is when you try to control traffic yourself. I've got a dlink router (one of the newer ones) and I also have a desktop that is just for downloading and an everyday use one. How I shape my traffic is using ports Web browsers usually use port 80 for web traffic and p2ps use the higher set of ports usually 2 or 3,000 and above. so what I did was tell my routers QOS (quality of service) to put any traffic going to and from ports 2000 and above in the low priority category. anything else gets a high priority tag on it. This way I can be downloading gigs and gigs of stuff on p2ps all day long and it wont effect the other traffic. Before I implemented this I couldn't do anything online while I was downloading stuff. Now I can download all I want and it doesn't effect my surfing. You can tweak this by finding out specifically what ports each program uses and give priority to the programs you want.
Another way you can do it is via IPs. find out each computers IP address (private address, the one the router assigns to it) and tell your routers QOS to put one as a higher priority than the other. This also works via MAC addresses. The only problem with doing it this way is if you are surfing and downloading on the same computer you will notice lag as appose to shaping via ports.
like I said before it all depends on what router you have. All routers nowadays have some sort of QOS built in. If you have an older one you might have to hack it to get this functionality. also just in case you don't know the way you access your router is through your web browser. Just type in your routers IP address in the address bar and you'll get your browsers interface. different companies have different default IPs so google yours.
and remember routers are our friends not our enemies...yet
time:11:30pm
place:couch
distance: 100 meters ....oh yeah it's that big
so i thought I'd offer up some use full info on home networking. First in order to shape your traffic corectly you must ask what is your physical topology like? is it the wall jack to the modem then the modem to a router then from the router you've got one Ethernet connection for for each pc? If that is the case then your ISP should only hand you 1 ip address for your router and another one for your voip phone if you have one. If your modem has like two Ethernet ports and you have both computers hooked directly to the modem then you'd get two unique ones.
the whole throttling thing it depends on what router you have. throttling is when you try to control traffic yourself. I've got a dlink router (one of the newer ones) and I also have a desktop that is just for downloading and an everyday use one. How I shape my traffic is using ports Web browsers usually use port 80 for web traffic and p2ps use the higher set of ports usually 2 or 3,000 and above. so what I did was tell my routers QOS (quality of service) to put any traffic going to and from ports 2000 and above in the low priority category. anything else gets a high priority tag on it. This way I can be downloading gigs and gigs of stuff on p2ps all day long and it wont effect the other traffic. Before I implemented this I couldn't do anything online while I was downloading stuff. Now I can download all I want and it doesn't effect my surfing. You can tweak this by finding out specifically what ports each program uses and give priority to the programs you want.
Another way you can do it is via IPs. find out each computers IP address (private address, the one the router assigns to it) and tell your routers QOS to put one as a higher priority than the other. This also works via MAC addresses. The only problem with doing it this way is if you are surfing and downloading on the same computer you will notice lag as appose to shaping via ports.
like I said before it all depends on what router you have. All routers nowadays have some sort of QOS built in. If you have an older one you might have to hack it to get this functionality. also just in case you don't know the way you access your router is through your web browser. Just type in your routers IP address in the address bar and you'll get your browsers interface. different companies have different default IPs so google yours.
and remember routers are our friends not our enemies...yet
Thursday, August 14, 2008
what's your favorite movie
date:8/14/08
time:11:40pm
place:couch
lamers: make the world go round
There are no scary movies left. I consider myself a big movie buff so this piss me off. I think the reason that there are no good scary movies is because the definition of scary has changed. The original psycho was enough to scare that generation of movie watchers. Show that movie to this generation and their response will be WTF. Seeing someone get chopped up doesn't scare me it just makes me queazy at most. When the movie ends thats it, I'm not looking over my shoulder for some killer or monster because it just doesn't scare me. Movies that scare my are the ones that deal with the supernatural. ghost movies like the devils backbone or the exorcists. I can't watch those by myself and if I do i have a hard time sleeping. not so much the devils back bone but that kids ghost scared the shit out of me. I don't classify movies like the hills have eyes or chain saw massacre as horror movies. they are more gore than anything.
time:11:40pm
place:couch
lamers: make the world go round
There are no scary movies left. I consider myself a big movie buff so this piss me off. I think the reason that there are no good scary movies is because the definition of scary has changed. The original psycho was enough to scare that generation of movie watchers. Show that movie to this generation and their response will be WTF. Seeing someone get chopped up doesn't scare me it just makes me queazy at most. When the movie ends thats it, I'm not looking over my shoulder for some killer or monster because it just doesn't scare me. Movies that scare my are the ones that deal with the supernatural. ghost movies like the devils backbone or the exorcists. I can't watch those by myself and if I do i have a hard time sleeping. not so much the devils back bone but that kids ghost scared the shit out of me. I don't classify movies like the hills have eyes or chain saw massacre as horror movies. they are more gore than anything.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
web forums
Date:8/12/08
Time:11:50pm
Place:desk
mouth: Soars
Web forums are a place were people with similar interest go to post their thoughts and others reply. I belong to a couple of forums, afterdawn.com, when ever I have an electronics problem that I can't handle thats my first stop. Another one that I'm active in is the rev3 forum. http://revision3.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=23. It's a forum about an internet show called the totally rad show. here is a taste of my daily writings on the forums
Quote:
Originally Posted by pandahotdog View Post
I love Jeff but his constant complaining and snide remarks over the past year or more are starting to get to me. I don't know why. You may not feel the same way... but I always hear him making little remarks about he doesn't have a BMW or doesn't have any money or any number of childish comparison complaints.
"I'm not as popular as Alex". Whaa. "I don't have a BMW". Whaa. "I'm a broke actor". Whaa. "I put in all this work and why aren't people paying me tons of money". Whaa. "I'm jealous of everyone else's stuff and counting their money". Whaa.
I really do love the show so don't take my opinion as gospel. I'm kinda surprised Jeff is still on the show after all the complaining. I think the inside feelings Jeff has and his resentment will eventually make the show crumble in the coming year.
Like all TV, nothing can last forever. Which show will start "evolving" in the next year on Rev3? What do you think. I think Jeff will leave or Veronica will leave. Veronica and Pat are always doing some high school squabbling. There is some real resentment there. Does Rev3 have a psychologist on staff? Did "Internet Superstar" crumble?
I like the Reality Show of REvision3's staff. Why not produce that show? We should have a thread about what show or person is going to quit. It can't last forever, can it? Will there be a TRS in 2009? 2010? What do you all think? Even Seinfeld had to call it a day at some point.
I sense nothing but love between these guys. I'm not an emotional guy I keep everything bottled in like a real man until it consumes me from the inside out. but I have to admit it makes me kinda teary eyed watching the show. I grew up in vegas and me and my boys use to be these guys( hanging out movies and comics were are lives). Now I'm living out in new york going to school out here. This is the only time I'm going to say this but I miss my buds. The show works because of the chemistry. The really cool thing is that the guys have different taste so we get three different views instead of a bunch of guys who like the same stuff with the same point of views. everyone can relate to at least one person on the show, maybe your a Jeff, Dan, or even a Steve. There is no amount of resentment in Jeff towards Alex. Sometimes Jeff articulates things in a way that puts everything into perspective. I honestly could not imagine the show without anyone of the guys.
REV3 is all that us tech tv junkies have left. I was devastated when they took my unscrewed away from me. The problem with martin is that he doesn't have his Swish. They are a killer team.
tech tv 4 eva
Time:11:50pm
Place:desk
mouth: Soars
Web forums are a place were people with similar interest go to post their thoughts and others reply. I belong to a couple of forums, afterdawn.com, when ever I have an electronics problem that I can't handle thats my first stop. Another one that I'm active in is the rev3 forum. http://revision3.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=23. It's a forum about an internet show called the totally rad show. here is a taste of my daily writings on the forums
Quote:
Originally Posted by pandahotdog View Post
I love Jeff but his constant complaining and snide remarks over the past year or more are starting to get to me. I don't know why. You may not feel the same way... but I always hear him making little remarks about he doesn't have a BMW or doesn't have any money or any number of childish comparison complaints.
"I'm not as popular as Alex". Whaa. "I don't have a BMW". Whaa. "I'm a broke actor". Whaa. "I put in all this work and why aren't people paying me tons of money". Whaa. "I'm jealous of everyone else's stuff and counting their money". Whaa.
I really do love the show so don't take my opinion as gospel. I'm kinda surprised Jeff is still on the show after all the complaining. I think the inside feelings Jeff has and his resentment will eventually make the show crumble in the coming year.
Like all TV, nothing can last forever. Which show will start "evolving" in the next year on Rev3? What do you think. I think Jeff will leave or Veronica will leave. Veronica and Pat are always doing some high school squabbling. There is some real resentment there. Does Rev3 have a psychologist on staff? Did "Internet Superstar" crumble?
I like the Reality Show of REvision3's staff. Why not produce that show? We should have a thread about what show or person is going to quit. It can't last forever, can it? Will there be a TRS in 2009? 2010? What do you all think? Even Seinfeld had to call it a day at some point.
I sense nothing but love between these guys. I'm not an emotional guy I keep everything bottled in like a real man until it consumes me from the inside out. but I have to admit it makes me kinda teary eyed watching the show. I grew up in vegas and me and my boys use to be these guys( hanging out movies and comics were are lives). Now I'm living out in new york going to school out here. This is the only time I'm going to say this but I miss my buds. The show works because of the chemistry. The really cool thing is that the guys have different taste so we get three different views instead of a bunch of guys who like the same stuff with the same point of views. everyone can relate to at least one person on the show, maybe your a Jeff, Dan, or even a Steve. There is no amount of resentment in Jeff towards Alex. Sometimes Jeff articulates things in a way that puts everything into perspective. I honestly could not imagine the show without anyone of the guys.
REV3 is all that us tech tv junkies have left. I was devastated when they took my unscrewed away from me. The problem with martin is that he doesn't have his Swish. They are a killer team.
tech tv 4 eva
Monday, August 11, 2008
paint by numbers
date:8/11/08
time:10:06pm
place:room, My room
The hush: sound
Numbers are very important. Every thing revolves around numbers. Numbers are beautifully complex and predictable. 4 plus 4 will always be eight. no exceptions no random factors. Life is ruled by these numbers. The hard part is figuring out how the two are related. Through math we can calculate storm trajectories, find out what speed and direction a car in a car accident went. Ancient civilizations knew the importance of math and the world around us. I've been reading this apocalypse 2012 and so far it's pretty interesting stuff. The mayans were obsessed with the number 20 and 13. apparently there are 13 major joints in the human bodies. the mayans studied the sky with extreme scrutiny. they realized that the stars moved and in cycles. This was amazing given their limited technologies (or their lack of). One thing about numbers is that they are only as good as the value you put on them. Amount wise 10 will always be 10 no matter what your counting. But lets say you assign the number 10 to a person then assign the number 10 to a different person the value of that 10 changes. The mayans assigned meanings to some of these numbers. the beginning 0.0.0.0.1 AND THE END 13.0.0.0.0. this end is suppose to signify the end of an era. I don't buy any of this bull but i got to admit that it makes for a good bit of reading.
time:10:06pm
place:room, My room
The hush: sound
Numbers are very important. Every thing revolves around numbers. Numbers are beautifully complex and predictable. 4 plus 4 will always be eight. no exceptions no random factors. Life is ruled by these numbers. The hard part is figuring out how the two are related. Through math we can calculate storm trajectories, find out what speed and direction a car in a car accident went. Ancient civilizations knew the importance of math and the world around us. I've been reading this apocalypse 2012 and so far it's pretty interesting stuff. The mayans were obsessed with the number 20 and 13. apparently there are 13 major joints in the human bodies. the mayans studied the sky with extreme scrutiny. they realized that the stars moved and in cycles. This was amazing given their limited technologies (or their lack of). One thing about numbers is that they are only as good as the value you put on them. Amount wise 10 will always be 10 no matter what your counting. But lets say you assign the number 10 to a person then assign the number 10 to a different person the value of that 10 changes. The mayans assigned meanings to some of these numbers. the beginning 0.0.0.0.1 AND THE END 13.0.0.0.0. this end is suppose to signify the end of an era. I don't buy any of this bull but i got to admit that it makes for a good bit of reading.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
walrus
date:8/9/08
time:11:50
Place:bed
fisting: everyone does it.
I am starting to hate Saturdays. for some reason my boss has decided to put my on the weekend shift. there is nothing to do at my job on the weekends. I got into work at 9am and there was noone in the kitchen. I am a prep cook at a hotel /conference center / seminary. Since no one was there I figured I had some time to kill so I locked my self in the upstairs bathroom that never gets used and I watched a couple episodes of the shield on my psp. That vince maki can sure get him self into some shit. so around 11 I decided to go back downstairs and check if anyone showed up. to my suprise not even the dish washer showed up. so i decided to bake some cookies for later (they usually put out cookies and lemonade for the guest in the front lobby. Since there was no dish washer i had to take care of all the breakfast dishes my self. I got around to doing them around 12 after i got done baking croissants and danishes for breakfast the next day. I got done with the dishes at around 2 after which I hung out in the storage room until 4. if it wasn't for my psp I would have been bored out of my mind. 7 hours with nothing to do. It would have been awesome if the hot waitress was on duty. She would have also had nothing to do. We could have done nothing together. yeah imagine that me and her just sitting there doing nothing. pure awesomeness.
time:11:50
Place:bed
fisting: everyone does it.
I am starting to hate Saturdays. for some reason my boss has decided to put my on the weekend shift. there is nothing to do at my job on the weekends. I got into work at 9am and there was noone in the kitchen. I am a prep cook at a hotel /conference center / seminary. Since no one was there I figured I had some time to kill so I locked my self in the upstairs bathroom that never gets used and I watched a couple episodes of the shield on my psp. That vince maki can sure get him self into some shit. so around 11 I decided to go back downstairs and check if anyone showed up. to my suprise not even the dish washer showed up. so i decided to bake some cookies for later (they usually put out cookies and lemonade for the guest in the front lobby. Since there was no dish washer i had to take care of all the breakfast dishes my self. I got around to doing them around 12 after i got done baking croissants and danishes for breakfast the next day. I got done with the dishes at around 2 after which I hung out in the storage room until 4. if it wasn't for my psp I would have been bored out of my mind. 7 hours with nothing to do. It would have been awesome if the hot waitress was on duty. She would have also had nothing to do. We could have done nothing together. yeah imagine that me and her just sitting there doing nothing. pure awesomeness.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Harrison Ford rules
Date:8/08/08
Time:11:03pm
Place:bed
Use: la fuerza
So I just spent the whole day watching starwars. I got through episodes 1 through 4. I got to say the prequels kinda suck. I think my favorite one was episode 2. I never realized it before but the light saber fights are really cheesy and clumsy looking. I think it says something when the only two charecters you care about are the comedy relief. For me star wars is not about the skywalkers or anything, its all about R2 and C3po. It's amazing how they've been their since the very beging and obi-won and the androids themselves don't recognize each other. I guess the droids get there memory wiped every couple of years. I got to say I'm enjoying the old episodes better than the new ones.
Time:11:03pm
Place:bed
Use: la fuerza
So I just spent the whole day watching starwars. I got through episodes 1 through 4. I got to say the prequels kinda suck. I think my favorite one was episode 2. I never realized it before but the light saber fights are really cheesy and clumsy looking. I think it says something when the only two charecters you care about are the comedy relief. For me star wars is not about the skywalkers or anything, its all about R2 and C3po. It's amazing how they've been their since the very beging and obi-won and the androids themselves don't recognize each other. I guess the droids get there memory wiped every couple of years. I got to say I'm enjoying the old episodes better than the new ones.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Tha da da that's all folks
date:8/7/08
time:11:23pm
place:desk
dude: where's my car?
The end of the world entails the loss of government. Without someone telling us what to do and protecting us, we as a society are lost. A worst case scenario for me, which seems like something that could actually happen, would be if we were in the shoes of Iraq. Imagine that one day life is the same as always then all of a sudden another country comes in and destroys your way of life. You use to wake up, Take a shower, get ready for work or school, and then you leave to do what you do on an average day. Except today All of Europe decides to attack on the east, and The Japanese on the west. Your way of life as you know it is over. You wake up and you hear explosions and everyone is panicking. The first thing I would do is secure a ride. The roads will be a mess so I would try to steal a bike. Now that society has gone to excrement there are no cops left to protect since everyone is busy fighting the enemy which are beyond our gates an in our yard. My goal is to head away from the major city get myself a gun and go into the wild where I will build a shelter and learn to hunt.
time:11:23pm
place:desk
dude: where's my car?
The end of the world entails the loss of government. Without someone telling us what to do and protecting us, we as a society are lost. A worst case scenario for me, which seems like something that could actually happen, would be if we were in the shoes of Iraq. Imagine that one day life is the same as always then all of a sudden another country comes in and destroys your way of life. You use to wake up, Take a shower, get ready for work or school, and then you leave to do what you do on an average day. Except today All of Europe decides to attack on the east, and The Japanese on the west. Your way of life as you know it is over. You wake up and you hear explosions and everyone is panicking. The first thing I would do is secure a ride. The roads will be a mess so I would try to steal a bike. Now that society has gone to excrement there are no cops left to protect since everyone is busy fighting the enemy which are beyond our gates an in our yard. My goal is to head away from the major city get myself a gun and go into the wild where I will build a shelter and learn to hunt.
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
liquid balls
date:8/6/08
Time:3:06pm
Place:bed
mood: hungover
well this sucks. I was on a roll not forgetting to post everyday then I blew it last night. I didn't get home until like 5 am and I Just now woke up. It's 3 in the afternoon. sorry everyone I blew it. The bad part is I don't even remember if it was worth it. I wonder why alcohol effects your memory like that. This is the forth time I've ever really been drunk. The first time was back in high school. my mom had a huge liqueur collection and I one day decided for no reason to take a shot of everything. so I did and before I knew it I was out. when I woke up I was butt naked in my bed with a bunch of hospital sticky pads on me. turns out the cops brought me home and then my mom took me to the hospital because I almost got alcohol poisoning. then she tried to take me a shower but I refused so she just gave up and stuck me in my room.
Time:3:06pm
Place:bed
mood: hungover
well this sucks. I was on a roll not forgetting to post everyday then I blew it last night. I didn't get home until like 5 am and I Just now woke up. It's 3 in the afternoon. sorry everyone I blew it. The bad part is I don't even remember if it was worth it. I wonder why alcohol effects your memory like that. This is the forth time I've ever really been drunk. The first time was back in high school. my mom had a huge liqueur collection and I one day decided for no reason to take a shot of everything. so I did and before I knew it I was out. when I woke up I was butt naked in my bed with a bunch of hospital sticky pads on me. turns out the cops brought me home and then my mom took me to the hospital because I almost got alcohol poisoning. then she tried to take me a shower but I refused so she just gave up and stuck me in my room.
Monday, August 4, 2008
B*&%@es LUV smiley faces
Date:8/04/08
Time: 11:45 pm
Place: bed
Sunglasses: wear them @ night
I know it's meant as a joke but it so true. People who think they know but don't know piss me off. The people who piss me off the most are the people who swear an ipod is not an mp3 player. no lie this dude at my job wanted some help choosing an mp3 player. I told him right now the iPod is the best player out there and he said no i don't want an ipod i just want an mp3 player. I told him an ipod is an mp3 player. He said no i don't need an mp4 player i just want an mp3 player. I asked him if he even knew what mp4 meant or even what an mp3 was. he said mp3 is music and mp4 is videos. Another example (and a common one). I just bought this computer can you put internet on it, or does this computer come with internet. WTF internet is not some application that can be installed. I think people need to nerd it up more often.
Time: 11:45 pm
Place: bed
Sunglasses: wear them @ night
I know it's meant as a joke but it so true. People who think they know but don't know piss me off. The people who piss me off the most are the people who swear an ipod is not an mp3 player. no lie this dude at my job wanted some help choosing an mp3 player. I told him right now the iPod is the best player out there and he said no i don't want an ipod i just want an mp3 player. I told him an ipod is an mp3 player. He said no i don't need an mp4 player i just want an mp3 player. I asked him if he even knew what mp4 meant or even what an mp3 was. he said mp3 is music and mp4 is videos. Another example (and a common one). I just bought this computer can you put internet on it, or does this computer come with internet. WTF internet is not some application that can be installed. I think people need to nerd it up more often.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
women make everything better
date: 8/3/08
time:11:50pm
place: my desk
lol: omfg dnic i nd2 sht
If soccer teams looked like this I think the sport would gain much popularity here in the states. Now I know I'm not alone when I say women make almost everything awsomer. I say almost because there are a couple of things that women stole from us guys that just made it unacceptable for us guys to use. More about that later. When I here something like " That dude got first place in a halo tournament held this weekend" I think to myself, thats cool. If i hear This chick got first place in a halo tournament i think to my self, holy shit thats amazing. Take any situation and it will be enhanced by the presence of women. Why, because they are soooooo beautiful(except for the ugly ones they don't count). Women make most things better. It's like adding cheese to corn pops, or ketchup to rice. Over the years however women have had a tendency to take things that are manly and make them girlie. example number one, High heels. In the olden days men would wear them to make themselves seem taller. What happened? I for one would appreciate adding a few inches to my height. Next is the skirt. The Scott's know whats up. They are so manly that they refuse let the skirt go out as a womens only piece of clothing. Think about it guys how awesome would it be to be able to air out your planters mixed ___. and the list goes on but i'm tired so you sleep on that.
time:11:50pm
place: my desk
lol: omfg dnic i nd2 sht
If soccer teams looked like this I think the sport would gain much popularity here in the states. Now I know I'm not alone when I say women make almost everything awsomer. I say almost because there are a couple of things that women stole from us guys that just made it unacceptable for us guys to use. More about that later. When I here something like " That dude got first place in a halo tournament held this weekend" I think to myself, thats cool. If i hear This chick got first place in a halo tournament i think to my self, holy shit thats amazing. Take any situation and it will be enhanced by the presence of women. Why, because they are soooooo beautiful(except for the ugly ones they don't count). Women make most things better. It's like adding cheese to corn pops, or ketchup to rice. Over the years however women have had a tendency to take things that are manly and make them girlie. example number one, High heels. In the olden days men would wear them to make themselves seem taller. What happened? I for one would appreciate adding a few inches to my height. Next is the skirt. The Scott's know whats up. They are so manly that they refuse let the skirt go out as a womens only piece of clothing. Think about it guys how awesome would it be to be able to air out your planters mixed ___. and the list goes on but i'm tired so you sleep on that.
Saturday, August 2, 2008
just like music
date:8/2/08
Time:11:40 pm
Place:bed
bulimia: the answer
this is what is right in the hiphop world these days. You see how the beat has that harmonious sort of smooth climb in the background. Thats whats in this gen. If you listen to trance music than you are familiar with this. Reageton I think was the first to commercialize the whole take a techno beat and morph it into something else. We Spanish people are a bit lazy so we took the short cut of just adding the same drum n base loop to a techno track then rapping over it. Thus reageton was born.
and this is an example of the same technique beat wise ruined by the rapper. the beat is great and the hook is on point but the rappers are so mediocre. For me there flow feels like there is no feeling behind it. It's like they go to the studio write some shit then spit and call it a day. But I guess its all in the ear of the beholder because there a bunch of people who would consider this song excellent.
Now all this is whats happening in music as far as the east coast goes. out in the west hiphop has taking a rather laid back surfer beach type of mood. God I can't wait to move back west, minimal amount of tall buildings, no trains, wide open roads, and i can understand what the hell everyone is saying.
now this is the kind of stuff you just wont find in new york
Time:11:40 pm
Place:bed
bulimia: the answer
this is what is right in the hiphop world these days. You see how the beat has that harmonious sort of smooth climb in the background. Thats whats in this gen. If you listen to trance music than you are familiar with this. Reageton I think was the first to commercialize the whole take a techno beat and morph it into something else. We Spanish people are a bit lazy so we took the short cut of just adding the same drum n base loop to a techno track then rapping over it. Thus reageton was born.
and this is an example of the same technique beat wise ruined by the rapper. the beat is great and the hook is on point but the rappers are so mediocre. For me there flow feels like there is no feeling behind it. It's like they go to the studio write some shit then spit and call it a day. But I guess its all in the ear of the beholder because there a bunch of people who would consider this song excellent.
Now all this is whats happening in music as far as the east coast goes. out in the west hiphop has taking a rather laid back surfer beach type of mood. God I can't wait to move back west, minimal amount of tall buildings, no trains, wide open roads, and i can understand what the hell everyone is saying.
now this is the kind of stuff you just wont find in new york
Friday, August 1, 2008
BMW kühles Auto
Date:8/1/08
time: 11:59 pm
Place: bed
Due: Tees
Diese Sorgfalt ist so kühl, dass sie Sie Amerikaner wie dumme Amerikaner aussehen lässt
I tend to agree that when it comes to super cars America just doesn't cut it. The best we can come up with is the Ford GT40 and the Chevy Corvet. The problem I think is corporate America making it impossible for true genius to be set free and work its magic. Back in the day people had passion for what they did and Money was only a means to keep doing what they loved doing. Today people do things to make money. There is little passion and it shows. Cadillac is really the only car that comes to mind when the term American Luxury cars comes into mind. Even those are cheaply made when compared to the plethora of European, German, even Japanese luxury cars. The formula American companies use is make it as big and as cheaply as possible. The bugatti veyron hand levers to operate the windshield whippers cost 4,000 bucks alone. If we paid attention to this much detail imagine what we could accomplish. Corporate Wigs would have undoubtedly just used cheap plastic levers thinking what does it matter. We Americans only look at the big picture we need to pay better attention to the pieces that make up that big picture. American car makers think that they can take a huge engine put it on 4 wheels and call it a day. Our cars are great for going on straights but suck around the corners. Any track driver can tell you that the real race is won on the corners. Only in NAScar dose this not apply since all they do is go around in a big oval.
time: 11:59 pm
Place: bed
Due: Tees
Diese Sorgfalt ist so kühl, dass sie Sie Amerikaner wie dumme Amerikaner aussehen lässt
I tend to agree that when it comes to super cars America just doesn't cut it. The best we can come up with is the Ford GT40 and the Chevy Corvet. The problem I think is corporate America making it impossible for true genius to be set free and work its magic. Back in the day people had passion for what they did and Money was only a means to keep doing what they loved doing. Today people do things to make money. There is little passion and it shows. Cadillac is really the only car that comes to mind when the term American Luxury cars comes into mind. Even those are cheaply made when compared to the plethora of European, German, even Japanese luxury cars. The formula American companies use is make it as big and as cheaply as possible. The bugatti veyron hand levers to operate the windshield whippers cost 4,000 bucks alone. If we paid attention to this much detail imagine what we could accomplish. Corporate Wigs would have undoubtedly just used cheap plastic levers thinking what does it matter. We Americans only look at the big picture we need to pay better attention to the pieces that make up that big picture. American car makers think that they can take a huge engine put it on 4 wheels and call it a day. Our cars are great for going on straights but suck around the corners. Any track driver can tell you that the real race is won on the corners. Only in NAScar dose this not apply since all they do is go around in a big oval.
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