Tuesday, August 19, 2008

shadow fall

date:8/19/08
time: 11:40 pm
place: couch
10 bucks: to who ever can tell me where my title is from.

so yeah I lied yesterday about everyone dieing. wat actually happened was the scientist realized that not all the mechanoids where bad. Megatron hunted down the scientist and held him hostage and killed people. he told the scientist that people will keep dieing is he didn't develop an antidote to the virus he created. Optimus prime rescued the scientist and let him go. The scientist realized that they were good guys but he told them there is no cure. realizing that they were running out of time the autobots returned home and the decepticons followed. When they returned home the virus spread like crazy. Then primus, sensing his children were in trouble used the essence of the matrix witch is primuses spark to cure the virus. but in doing so he totally used up all the power the matrix had. this meant that they couldn't reproduce any more (remember primuses spark is what brought mechanoids to life. this spelled bad news for the female transformers. got all bitchy because they couldn't have kids and everyone knows kids are meant to keep woman busy. the men transformers got all sick of the chick transformers always wanting to go out and do shit cause they were board. so they found a new way to reproduce. they used their own sparks and split it to bring life to new mechanoids . although each time they did this their spark would get weaker. their only chance at survival was to recharge the matrix using some form of intense energy. so they set out to find that energy. millions of years past and each new generation of transformers had a weaker spark than the previous. just when it looked like the mechanoid race was about to be extinct someone found a formula to make antimatter. any science head knows that antimatter is the most powerful form of energy (1kg of antimatter is equivalent to 47 megatons of tnt). so they made it to cybertron just in time to make enough antimatter to recharge thier matrix and restore their sparks to full power.

and everyone lived happily ever after.

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